"Mouse the Witching Cat” ̷̢̢͚̭͈̪̗̣̥̟̹̟̘͙̓̿̄ḭ̷̡̬̹̘̮̮̓̽̂̍̍̏͋͆̕ŝ̵̨̛̲̹̩̻̬̩͕̥̬̹̻̉̄̿̀͂̒͑̈́̆̕͜ͅ ̶̡͓̱̯̄a̶̞̝̲̠̙͋̄ ̴͖̖͎̺̀̾͗͊̀͐̊̀͒̑̈́̓ẘ̵̨͇̗̬̳̠̘̯͎͎̘̦̬̑͒̌̕͝ơ̷̡̨̢̡̥̥̝̪̘̰̙̝̹̲̻̾̔͒̑̃̓̃̽̌̈́͌͋̿͝ǹ̸̛̛̳̽̎̋̾͐́̏̐̔̇ͅḑ̸̪̙̭̀͂̈́̌͂͌̕͝e̴̡̧̯̝̱͈̠̞̣̪̱͇͔͎͚̒͠r̴̨̯͈̩̖͎͔͎͔̋͒͛̓f̷̅̉̓̅͑̏͆͋̓͗̒͘̚͘͝͠ͅu̴̧͇̹̣͔͛͐̄͌̓̑̐̀͋̆͠l̷̨̺̝̒̄͊̆̿ ̶̛̳̲̤̣͆͐̔͘͠͝͠t̶̡̧̗̤̤̪̪͇̥̟͉̕ͅr̷̘̞͇̮̼̹̻̂̎̐̃̓̈́͑̈̃̈́͑͂̒̂̚͝ͅê̵̹̪̖͖̪̫̱̟̗̣̲̗͙̝̌͊̊͂̉̽̔͐̅̎͌̑̉̉͘͝ͅȧ̶͙̝̓̇͝t̸̡̨̧̲̪̪̅̋͜ ̶̢̟̤̮͔̍͗̃̈́̐̇̓͆̏̍́͆͒̽̕͝͝f̴̧͕͕͚̲̦͔͎̈́̓̕̕ǒ̷̼͇̗̖̞̘̹̝̫̟̟̞̬̰́̆̀̎͂̊͝ṟ̴̪̙̣̳͕̊ͅ ̸̛̥͔͊̈́̉̀̓́̓̊̅̕t̴̨͉͎̖͇̰͚͠h̷͍̳̙̜͠͝ę̸̢̡̪̤̠̳̞̲̪̠̮̑̒̌͐̋̑̀̐̽̽̉͂̉͘͜͜ ̴̢̼̗͓̟͈͙̭́͂̅̈́̇ͅO̴̹͕͈͛̓͊̃̆̈̀͌̆̾̈́̌̆͐́̚͝č̷̛̙̓͌̈͊̄̀̑̂̈́͂̊̆͆͘͝ẗ̷̢̡̩̳̰̥̞̱͈̭̼̼͉͖́̂̕̚ơ̴͖̮̳͔̖͓͇̩̪̮͎̹̈̈̎͂̾̇̔̿̈́̎͗̏̒͝b̷͔̟̀̂e̴̡͇̙̲̠̣̫͚̰̞̞̥̬͆̏͊ŗ̶̧̡͓̺̫̗͎̮̮̯̰̋̑͛̒̽̔͌̿̽͊̊̕͝ ̴̩͇͙̤̤͉̻̜͓̩̙͔͕̄Ş̴̛̘͖͓͇̭̲̰̖̥̰͇̤̰̬̅̏̐̊̒̓̃̃̐́̕̕͜p̶̢̫̙̥͕̻̱̰̜̦͓̖̦͖̐͆͆͛̓̇͊͊̽̾̽̃̚͘͝ͅͅï̵̙̀͐͐r̶̨̢̨̧̖̣̫̭̭̭͔̼̃̃͌ì̴̡̨̢̧̬̮͈̑̀̚ț̸̩̩̠̘̗̮͉̣͓̜͙̽̅.̷̘̻̾̾̄̈́͛͌̓̀͑̅͌͝͝ ̷̳͚͎̰̞̘̝̊̓̒̀̀̀͆͂Ǎ̴̛̬̗̃̀̑̈̓̉͌͘ CURSED!!!111 BOOK!!!
-I found this at a PAWN SHOP or an ebay, even! Decode the insides, find out how to lift the innocuous curse on this super un-author-ized authored picture book from 2019. What is wrong with it? Will YOU be the one to find out??! How spooky!
This cursed edition appears to be signed by the author of the book themselves (Franki Lew) with a black-outline around the spine, and PERSONALIZED illustrations on the inside sleeves of the books!!! Even the books themselves will be shipped out to you in an OMINOUS CUSTOM jacket!!
-BUT WAIT. This sale includes NOT ONLY the original signed book in question, but also a guaranteed .zip file containing the less cursed 2021 EBOOK VERSION of “Mouse the Witching Cat" and it's prequel comic "How Mouse met Crooner" (sent via email: frankilew96@gmail.com-)
Also included will be not so-cursed Halloweeny-time objects of OMINOUS UNKNOWN ORIGIN (mystery toy???) as well as a customized bowtie clip of an "Oddities in October" character and coloring page!
Only FIVE special copies of this special book can be sold at a time-- will YOU DARE be the one to pass this OMINOUS UNKNOWN deal UP???!!!
T̷̹͍̥̺̰̈́̈́́̈͛͛̃͂̄̉͆͌͗͛̃̋̕h̷͇̐̍͋̋̆͂͑͘͘̚ȩ̷͓̗̠̤͈̬̞͖͔͙͈͚̗̠̣͐͐̄̅͒̉̚͠ ̶̡̗̩̘̟̹͇̹͙͉͉͓̠͗̄̋͑͗͑͜ͅẇ̶͔͕̜̻̥̮̈́̏̈́̽̅̋͜a̷̡̡̨̖͈͈͓̩͈̜͎̖͚̙̹͉͜͠y̵̳̣͂̽̊̿̂͗̆̄̂͂̃̿̅͜ ̴̗͓̻̜̉̋̊́̀́́̿̓͑͐͜ẗ̷̬̹̺͙̥̥̱͐̾́͜ớ̵̧̛̙̥̟̲̀͌̑̃̎̾̽̒̏̾ ̴̛̟̬̼̉̋͑̑́͠t̴̨͍̭̬̱̩̫͙̬͚̳̰̜͈͚̙̔͗̅h̶̛̰̺̻͓͈̟͓̼͒̋̐̀̚͝é̶͙͕̝̣̘̗̙͐̉̀̋̀̑̅̊̈̒̋͆͂̚̚͠ͅ ̴̙̞͖̝̦̥̑ͅẉ̷̻̣̪̐͊̄̑́̉́o̶̧̧̨̟̰͇̹̪̪̻͕̦̟͙̿͛̇͒͜ͅr̵̛̞̳̻̺̺͚̞͔̖̬̞̔̓̾̃͛̈̐̀̋̈͋͜͝ļ̷͈̰̼͈̤̪̠͇͔̍͝ḑ̷̫̪̠͎̗̲̬̹̹̆͂́̉̐̃̋̀̌͌͗̑͆̅͜ ̶̧̧͙͙̗̜̄́̎̃͒͋̌̈́̈́ͅo̴̢̘͎͙̯͚̭̹͎͉̝͔̹̖̙͚̐̔̾̄͆͆̿͘͝͝f̷̤̳͚̤̫̼̲̥̱̳͖͇͆̋̇̈́̀̀̋̀̌̋̂̂̐̕̚͝ͅ ̴̨̡̮̪͍̗̞̳͎̙̑̔̉͠g̶̟͔̼͓̦͒̃ơ̵̡͎̤̯̤̌̂̀̍͋ḑ̶̧̟͍̻͉͙͎̠̰̪̼͔͋́͆̄̿͂͛̅͜ ̸̡̡̬̦̬̞̩͓̱͖̘̂̎͐̌̔i̸̙̙̹̜͔̜͖̩̤̝̼̪̝͚̘͈̇̽͊͗͒̈́́s̸̡̛̛̖̞͚̟̝̻̤͍̲̪͚̮̼͂͋̈́͂͑͑̾͒̄̽̐̍̂̅ ̴̨͎̌̌̉̊͜͜͝ṗ̸̡̡̜̬̤̗͕̳̙̰̥͖̰͐̑͝ͅͅͅͅą̶̧̛̝͕̜͎͈̫̳̰̠͙̂͐̈́͐͛̚ͅv̴̢͈̙̺̠̘̙̰͕̺̅̋̋̓͗͗̓ȩ̵͍̺͇͔̼̼̺̟͎̖̗͉̈́̋͑̓̅͜͜d̶̫͚̿͋͗̏̈́͆̑͝ͅ ̸̢̧̦̯͇̲̪̼͈͕̠̼̟͔̀͒i̶̛̪̬̳̣̥̭̱͗́̑̕͜n̷̨͚̠͉̜̙̥̳̳͖͙̥̉͐̽̅̄́͗̈̉͘͠͝͠ ̸̧̠̙̘̤͚͍̈́͊̈́̓̾̐̍C̸̡̨̡̨̢̘͔̦̘͇̰̣̭̗̬̰̈̋̐̉̓͑̏͐̍ī̷̹̽͆̆̊͘͘̕n̵͎̼̥͊͂̐̋̓̅̃͌̓̌n̸̨͍͚̜̼̘͙͎̜̠̼͔̱͗̀̈́͗̏̅͗̚ḁ̴̡̡͕͖̝̳͓̲͈̼̲̜͊̅̽̈́ͅm̷̦̣̩͓̟̬͉̫͇͖̤̤͙̄ỡ̵̠̮̗̮̟̲̘̙̳̊n̵̢̡̛̝̟̼͖̾͗̏̓̾̿͆̑̚͝.̶͈͇̭̤͇͇̜̲̟̪̥̐̒̿͂̊̿͊̑͛͛̏͘͠͝ͅͅ ̷̡̖͙̙̾̉͑̏̉̀̀̑̅͌͗̈́̚͝͝ͅ